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30 WAYS TO BUG TOBI

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30 WAYS TO BUG TOBI

1. pants him

2. replace his mask with a darth vader one

3.while he's sleeping steal his mask and with a sharpie draw an arrow pointing at his eyehole and the words 'insert coin here'

4. shave all of the hair off of his hair except for a stripe on top

5. if your good at shaving hair then shave the words 'ITACHI IS GOING OUT WITH KISAME' on the back of his head. see what happens

6. hide a fake electronic crying baby in his room. see if he goes crazy looking for it.

7. get a device that imitates a dripping noise and hide that in his room.

8. squirt tooth paste in his ear.

9. make a game out of flicking rubberbands at him. 10 points if you hit him at all, 20 points if you hit him in the face, 50 if you hit him in the nuts and you win the game if you hit him in the eyehole.

10. yell, 'USE THE FORCE!!!' when he talks. (yes a star wars joke)

11. make him watch the ring and in the middle of the night dress up as her and sneak into his room.

12. dye his hair bright and i mean BRIGHT pink

13. give him a used tampon

14. put makeup on his mask

15. randomly sing Dora songs.

16. throw a rotten potato at him.

17. randomly go up to him and say "man it feels good to be a hamster" and walk away

18. swat him repetedly with a flyswatter.

19. flick random things at him. ex. clay, feces, lightbulbs, hidan's underwear.....

20. unscrew the bolts in his arm

21. kidnap sai and have sai go up to tobi and say at the top of his lungs, "YOU HAVE NO PENIS" and walk away.

22.steal his night light.

23. use you mind bending powers to make Austin Powers show up and terrorize tobi.

24. call him the princess egg.

25. call him the mother of all oompa loompas

26. run him over with a steam roller

27.put inching powder into his underwear drawer

28. flick holy water at him saying "begone demon from hell michigan!!"

29. have gaara wear a tutu'

30. get itachi high on caffiene.

EXTRA!!!!

31. call him spam.
THE LAST TWO HAVE NOTHIN TO DO WITH TOBI BUT THAT ADDS TO THE RANDOMNESS

and there is a place in michigan named hell
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Ann10155's avatar
Made my night xD