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30 WAYS TO BUG TOBI
1. pants him
2. replace his mask with a darth vader one
3.while he's sleeping steal his mask and with a sharpie draw an arrow pointing at his eyehole and the words 'insert coin here'
4. shave all of the hair off of his hair except for a stripe on top
5. if your good at shaving hair then shave the words 'ITACHI IS GOING OUT WITH KISAME' on the back of his head. see what happens
6. hide a fake electronic crying baby in his room. see if he goes crazy looking for it.
7. get a device that imitates a dripping noise and hide that in his room.
8. squirt tooth paste in his ear.
9. make a game out of flicking rubberbands at him. 10 points if you hit him at all, 20 points if you hit him in the face, 50 if you hit him in the nuts and you win the game if you hit him in the eyehole.
10. yell, 'USE THE FORCE!!!' when he talks. (yes a star wars joke)
11. make him watch the ring and in the middle of the night dress up as her and sneak into his room.
12. dye his hair bright and i mean BRIGHT pink
13. give him a used tampon
14. put makeup on his mask
15. randomly sing Dora songs.
16. throw a rotten potato at him.
17. randomly go up to him and say "man it feels good to be a hamster" and walk away
18. swat him repetedly with a flyswatter.
19. flick random things at him. ex. clay, feces, lightbulbs, hidan's underwear.....
20. unscrew the bolts in his arm
21. kidnap sai and have sai go up to tobi and say at the top of his lungs, "YOU HAVE NO PENIS" and walk away.
22.steal his night light.
23. use you mind bending powers to make Austin Powers show up and terrorize tobi.
24. call him the princess egg.
25. call him the mother of all oompa loompas
26. run him over with a steam roller
27.put inching powder into his underwear drawer
28. flick holy water at him saying "begone demon from hell michigan!!"
29. have gaara wear a tutu'
30. get itachi high on caffiene.
EXTRA!!!!
31. call him spam.
1. pants him
2. replace his mask with a darth vader one
3.while he's sleeping steal his mask and with a sharpie draw an arrow pointing at his eyehole and the words 'insert coin here'
4. shave all of the hair off of his hair except for a stripe on top
5. if your good at shaving hair then shave the words 'ITACHI IS GOING OUT WITH KISAME' on the back of his head. see what happens
6. hide a fake electronic crying baby in his room. see if he goes crazy looking for it.
7. get a device that imitates a dripping noise and hide that in his room.
8. squirt tooth paste in his ear.
9. make a game out of flicking rubberbands at him. 10 points if you hit him at all, 20 points if you hit him in the face, 50 if you hit him in the nuts and you win the game if you hit him in the eyehole.
10. yell, 'USE THE FORCE!!!' when he talks. (yes a star wars joke)
11. make him watch the ring and in the middle of the night dress up as her and sneak into his room.
12. dye his hair bright and i mean BRIGHT pink
13. give him a used tampon
14. put makeup on his mask
15. randomly sing Dora songs.
16. throw a rotten potato at him.
17. randomly go up to him and say "man it feels good to be a hamster" and walk away
18. swat him repetedly with a flyswatter.
19. flick random things at him. ex. clay, feces, lightbulbs, hidan's underwear.....
20. unscrew the bolts in his arm
21. kidnap sai and have sai go up to tobi and say at the top of his lungs, "YOU HAVE NO PENIS" and walk away.
22.steal his night light.
23. use you mind bending powers to make Austin Powers show up and terrorize tobi.
24. call him the princess egg.
25. call him the mother of all oompa loompas
26. run him over with a steam roller
27.put inching powder into his underwear drawer
28. flick holy water at him saying "begone demon from hell michigan!!"
29. have gaara wear a tutu'
30. get itachi high on caffiene.
EXTRA!!!!
31. call him spam.
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30 ways to bother Tobi
1. Threaten to tell Deidara that he said Deidara's art sucks.
2. Threaten to not give him candy
3. Take away his plushies
4. Tell him Deidara hates him
5. Tell him he's worthless
6. Try to take his mask
7. Ask him if Zetsu ever tried to eat him (he used to be Zetsu's subordinate)
8. Tell him he's a klutz
9. Ask him if he's really as stupid as he seems
10. Insinuate that he's is actually Obito and thus, was crushed by a rock
11. Tell him that Itachi wants Uchihacest
12. Put sand in his bed
13. Draw a smiley face on his mask
14. Put scorpions in his cloak.
15. Tell him that his Sharingan isn't that powerful
16. Ask him if he ever
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1. offer him a doughnut
2. When he reaches for it, slam the box shut and yell at him that shadows aren't allowed to eat
3. say that his lip piercings look like fangs
4. Tell him that he's not the real leader
5. tell him that his organization is getting beat up by little kids
6. follow him everywhere while singing: "We're following the leader, the leader, the leader"
7. Ask him who he yaoi's with
8. Ask him if it's Orochimaru
9. Poke his hair randomly
10. When he asks you why you are doing that, explain how his hair defies gravity.
11. ask him if he has an inferiority complex
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2.Stab him a gazillion times with it while screaming WHY THE FUCK WONT YOU DIE?
3.Join his religion, Jashinism
4.Put him on youre hit list of all the people you will kill for Jashin
5.Scream BLEEP Whenever he says fuck, or any other swear word
6.Call him a fat ass or a fat cow
7.Steal his Scythe again
8.Give it to Kakuzu and tell him to sell it on eBay for a lot of money
9.When he asks what you did with his scythe, tell him that Zetsu ate it
10.When he gets pissed off and says that Zetsu doesnt eat weapons, only humans
.. RUN FOR YOURE FUCKING LIFE!
11.Get him a
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and there is a place in michigan named hell
and there is a place in michigan named hell
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Made my night xD