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30 WAYS TO BUG HIDAN (and problely get killed)
1. ask if he wears contacts
2. tell hidan that while he was sleeping kakuzu raped him with his mouth tentacles
3. replace his scythe with a cardboard one
4. when he's attacking someone cut the rope on his scythe
5. dye his hair rainbow colors. BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE.
6. put his hand in warm water while he is sleeping
7. whenever you see him giggle and when he asks you 'why are you laughing' start to laugh hysteracly
8. look at his eyebrows and then start to laugh
9. ask him if kakuzu is his boyfriend
10. when he says no say, 'thats not what kakuzu said......'
11. lean real close to him like you're gonna tell him a secret and then at the last moment lick his face/ear.
12. every time he looks at you, lick your lips all sexy like and wink at him. especialy if you're a guy.
13. dress exactly like him right down to the white hair and weird colored eyes
14. when you see him in the same outfit yell 'YOU POSER!!!'
15. take naked pictures of kakuzu and tape them to his walls
16. take kakuzu's money and hide it in hidans room and when he notices its gone tell him, with hidan in the room, you saw hidan take it
17. tell him jashin touched you in the 'bad places'
18. with hidan in the room tell deidara he keeps love notes to him under his pillow
19. call him in the middle of the night and say 'guess what?' and when he says 'what?' yell 'CHICKEN BUTT!!!!' and hang up
20. write 'I LOVE KAKUZU' on his scythe. run like you haven't ran before
21. lock him in the same room with tobi. make sure to tie hidan up.
22. lock him in the same room with sai and make sai sing ' penis penis penis vaginaaa!!' over and over again. make sure you tie hidan up.
23. hum the star wars theme song whenever he enters the room.
24 ask him a question that'll take a long time to explain and after 3 minutes yell ' GOD!!! like i fucking care!!!!'
25. ask him what gender he is. when he tells you say ' really? i guess i lost that bet.....'
26. randomly meow when he's around
27. hide in his bed and when he gets in scream like crazy, 'RAPE!! RAPE!!! HE'S GONNA RAPE MEEE!!!!!' see who comes
28. when YOU'RE talking to him YELL random WORDS.
29. sniff his butt as a greeting
30. look offended when he doesnt return the greeting.
1. ask if he wears contacts
2. tell hidan that while he was sleeping kakuzu raped him with his mouth tentacles
3. replace his scythe with a cardboard one
4. when he's attacking someone cut the rope on his scythe
5. dye his hair rainbow colors. BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE.
6. put his hand in warm water while he is sleeping
7. whenever you see him giggle and when he asks you 'why are you laughing' start to laugh hysteracly
8. look at his eyebrows and then start to laugh
9. ask him if kakuzu is his boyfriend
10. when he says no say, 'thats not what kakuzu said......'
11. lean real close to him like you're gonna tell him a secret and then at the last moment lick his face/ear.
12. every time he looks at you, lick your lips all sexy like and wink at him. especialy if you're a guy.
13. dress exactly like him right down to the white hair and weird colored eyes
14. when you see him in the same outfit yell 'YOU POSER!!!'
15. take naked pictures of kakuzu and tape them to his walls
16. take kakuzu's money and hide it in hidans room and when he notices its gone tell him, with hidan in the room, you saw hidan take it
17. tell him jashin touched you in the 'bad places'
18. with hidan in the room tell deidara he keeps love notes to him under his pillow
19. call him in the middle of the night and say 'guess what?' and when he says 'what?' yell 'CHICKEN BUTT!!!!' and hang up
20. write 'I LOVE KAKUZU' on his scythe. run like you haven't ran before
21. lock him in the same room with tobi. make sure to tie hidan up.
22. lock him in the same room with sai and make sai sing ' penis penis penis vaginaaa!!' over and over again. make sure you tie hidan up.
23. hum the star wars theme song whenever he enters the room.
24 ask him a question that'll take a long time to explain and after 3 minutes yell ' GOD!!! like i fucking care!!!!'
25. ask him what gender he is. when he tells you say ' really? i guess i lost that bet.....'
26. randomly meow when he's around
27. hide in his bed and when he gets in scream like crazy, 'RAPE!! RAPE!!! HE'S GONNA RAPE MEEE!!!!!' see who comes
28. when YOU'RE talking to him YELL random WORDS.
29. sniff his butt as a greeting
30. look offended when he doesnt return the greeting.
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3. say that his lip piercings look like fangs
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5. tell him that his organization is getting beat up by little kids
6. follow him everywhere while singing: "We're following the leader, the leader, the leader"
7. Ask him who he yaoi's with
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8. Laugh and take pictures of his messed up hair
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2. Call him Pinocchio
3. Threaten to cut his strings if he attacks you
4. Attempt to use wood stain on him
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7. ask him later that day if he and his puppets want to have a tea party
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10. Ask him if he uses Hiruko as a way to hide his ugly
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i laughed my butt off when i was writing this
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LOL 27 was epic XD